This is a song about a bitch I know. Enjoy.

        Honey (What A Biotch)

Coated with a thick, rude exterior

Hiding an insecure, damaged interior

Detracts from what few insightful things you say

You have this air about you, this obnoxious way

Call out attitude, but don't practice what you preach

Who bothered you, you're there to guide and teach

Living with you would be a nightmare

Such a personality, I shouldn't care

Chorus: This is who you are, the bitch in you won't change

If I could tear you apart, 

what wouldn't I rearrange

Snobbery & rudeness feed your appetite

What are you hiding from that makes you act like

A stuck up, two faced

Unmemorable, easily replaced

Bitch, a witch, 

your rudeness don't make me twitch

I ain't no snitch

I'll just write a song about it honey

Walk in the room, smiles all around

Then you turn my grin straight upside down

You try so hard to bring me down

What did I do to you

If all the bitches got together and threw a party, you'd be at the head

If all the bitches chowed down in their little dog bowls, you'd be howling at the moon instead

Wanna take you by the shoulders and shake the bitch out

Better not walk through Camden with that big mouth

Can bitch all you want, let's hear that shout

Move that ass, let's take a ride downtown

Only 4'10, they'd knock you out

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Wouldn't be fun to live with

How much do you pay your husband

How does he put up with it

How many drinks is he downing

Little miss perfect, he ain't found it

Must have a high pain tolerance

Cause you are off the charts

Who was ever rude to you

Why do you do all the shit you do

Have no idea what you've been through

That makes you act like such a shrew

At least I'm not a snob like you

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